"Cry Baby"

So, our friend Joe, as always, is quite vulgar. He went grocery shopping with his mom one day and they came across a younger mother and her baby, who was crying in the middle of the store. Joe's mom asks, "What do you think she's thinking right now?", and Joe, being the sensitive guy he is responds without missing a beat, "She's probably thinkin 'Why didn't I get that abortion?'"....oh the sh** my friends say.