"As Most Women Should"

If you know our friend Joe, you know he is NOT an animal person. This is relevant...I promise. One Saturday afternoon Ashley invited us to go with her to a tattoo session over in Woodland. We agreed, and all piled in her car for the adventure.While Ashley was enduring the pain Joe and I were taking pictures and entertaining ourselves....like only ADD kids can. Here is where the animal comes in. The tattoo artist had a dog. This dog would NOT leave Joe alone, no matter how mean he was to her. Finally the tattoo artist looks up and says "Sorry, she should be on a leash"..and without missing a beat Joe scoffs and retorts "As MOST women should". The hum of the tattoo gun pauses and Joe continues on with taking pictures. The tattoo artist is shocked and amazed. Ashley and I however, were not. Oh...the shi** my friends say.