"Mother"

My friend Ashleigh and I were driving around our hometown one day and noticed some cross-country runners around town. Being out of high school, we noticed how young they look compared to what they used to look like to us. We got to reminiscing about some guy that we both had a crush on back in high school, when we drive past this cute high school boy. Ashleigh says to me "Dibs." (which is a game we play) and I turn to her and say "I'd mother that. *wink*" ....The sh** my friends say