"Maybe He Should Just Bark"

While I was in South Carolina there was an alligator attack on the resort property. They had three lagoons and each lagoon had an alligator in it. Well sad to say, an alligator attacked a golden retriever. I will spare you the details, but the dog did not survive. Well the resort called in the "experts" and soon they were on the hunt for the beast. After about an hour and a half of baiting the alligator the man stood in the pond and began to  make bird noises. Without even thinking I blurted out "Maybe he should just bark". I covered my mouth in shock! "Did THOSE words come out of MY mouth?!" Needless to say..there was some unhappy people. I snapped some more pictures and walked away. Besides, who needs tact when you have fast reflexes? Oh...I can't believe I said that sh*t.