"Fruit Fly"

While sitting in the bakery at Clark College one day our friend Cameron, was approached by a mysterious female with two strange male companions. She introduced herself as a "fruit fly". Cameron was puzzled by this and asked for further explaination. She said that she was a girl who had gay friends. Now how did Cameron attract her attention? He made the mistake of ordering a scone from the bakery. When I made fun of him for this he asked what he should have ordered. I wasn't prepared for this question and responded with "I don't know...a muffin?" and he made it into this blog because of this response:  "Why?! Because "Muffin" is now another word for Vagina?" Thank you Lady Gaga...for forever ruining my favorite breakfast item....oh yeah....the shi** my friends say