"Coffee Anyone?"

One day Joe and I were hanging out and driving around when we decided that we wanted some coffee. So I take Joe to my FAVORITE coffee stand which I always say is better than Starbucks, and while they were making our drinks I was telling him about this coffee stand across town that my mom is a huge fan of called 'Red Leaf' and doesn't think that my favorite coffee stand is better than her favorite...After talking for awhile and finally getting our drinks, he takes a drink of his coffee and says "Wow, this is actually really good." and I said "I told you! Better than Starbucks!" and Joe says "YA! I told my mom that, but she really likes 'Red Leaf'" and without hesitation I say "OH MY GOD, NO WAY! MY MOM TOO!!!!"....Joe then starts laughing hysterically at me...it was then that I realized he was mocking me...The only words he can get in in between the gasps of air; "YOU ARE SO RETARDED!"......oh the sh** my friends say.